Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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