No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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