Plan B is the new Plan A
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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