there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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