Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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