He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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