there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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