All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I touched a dick in church today
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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