first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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