Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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