# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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