The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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