Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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