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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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