your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Life is so much better after having sex.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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