That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i can juggle bunnies
cool
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A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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