Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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