how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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