We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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