You smell like stripper and shame
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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