I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
do nipples grow back?
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