Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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