I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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