Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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