you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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