whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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