where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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