yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
