Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
