Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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