butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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