doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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