Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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