yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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