I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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