i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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