I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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