i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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