Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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