Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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