I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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