If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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