i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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