The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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