we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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