so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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