I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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