Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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