Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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