I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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