Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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