I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just saw a hot homeless man
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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