I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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