There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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