Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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