He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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