I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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