Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Someone came in the potted fern
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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